Ohio Northern University Teacher Quotes

Here's a list of funny quotes I've recorded from the awesome teachers at ONU.

"I have 30 students in theis class; 29 of you are pharmacy majors."
"I rant a lot. I've probably got a lot of pent-up anger."
"I've got a cardboard cut-out of Legolas in my bedroom."
"Coke: piss in a bottle. That's their slogan."
"I'm going to start on the patch and work my way up to a cigarette."
"I am excited! We have E-coli in Ada!!"
"Write that down: October 3^rd 10:06 AM I made my first mistake in probably 6 months."
"I could be a bum year-round!"
"Rabbits run around in fields. Next question."
"I pieced it back together and graded it. I'm going to hand it back to her in a stack."

"What's 10^-12 boos?"
"Keep the other '3' just for giggles."
"Mo walks over to Flo, gets rejected, and walks back."
"This example may be of someone on the gallows being hung [sic]. You may not have experienced that."
"Breaking things is work."
"We all have experiences with thermal expansion. I'm sure you're all dying to share them.
"So these are the base units for a Pascal. Isn't that enlightening."
"This is water they're diving into. I'd use Crisco but I don't know the density of Crisco."
"Mork!!"
"The factors that go into that include Eta -- Ada, Ohio"
"Bob's your uncle and there you are."
"Open your notes and today we'll have a day about confusion."

"You're not supposed to draw that; that's called losing lots of points."
"5 bonds to carbon = texas carbon"
"If it's happy it doesn't need a hydrogen."
"I'm going to put all of my locants in front of the functional functionalities that they have."
"Basicity and nucleophilocity are not directly correlated."
"If you're thinking in words, like an English major, you're in the wrong class."
"Your leaving group must leave."