Ohio Northern University Teacher Quotes
Here's a list of funny quotes I've recorded from the awesome teachers at ONU.
Mr. Jason Ryan Maus - Economics
- "I have 30 students in theis class; 29 of you are pharmacy majors."
- "I rant a lot. I've probably got a lot of pent-up anger."
- "I've got a cardboard cut-out of Legolas in my bedroom."
- "Coke: piss in a bottle. That's their slogan."
- "I'm going to start on the patch and work my way up to a cigarette."
- "I am excited! We have E-coli in Ada!!"
- "Write that down: October 3rd 10:06 AM I made my first mistake in probably 6 months."
- "I could be a bum year-round!"
- "Rabbits run around in fields. Next question."
- "I pieced it back together and graded it. I'm going to hand it back to her in a stack."
James B. Reiselman - Profession of Pharmacy 4
- "How about Anna 1 and Anna 2?"
- "How many zeros are in a Brazilian?"
Kanishka Sen - Spanish Composition
- "'¡Hola pablo! ¿cómo estás? Fui anoche para tomar mucha cerveza.'"
Jason Charles Pinkney - Physics-Health Science Apps.
- "What's 10-12 boos?"
- "Keep the other '3' just for giggles."
- "Mo walks over to Flo, gets rejected, and walks back."
- "This example may be of someone on the gallows being hung . You may not have experienced that."
- "Breaking things is work."
- "We all have experiences with thermal expansion. I'm sure you're all dying to share them.
- "So these are the base units for a Pascal. Isn't that enlightening."
- "This is water they're diving into. I'd use Crisco but I don't know the density of Crisco."
- "Mork!!"
- "The factors that go into that include Eta -- Ada, Ohio"
- "Bob's your uncle and there you are."
- "Open your notes and today we'll have a day about confusion."
Brian James Myers - Organic Chemistry 1
- "You're not supposed to draw that; that's called losing lots of points."
- "5 bonds to carbon = texas carbon"
- "If it's happy it doesn't need a hydrogen."
- "I'm going to put all of my locants in front of the functional functionalities that they have."
- "Basicity and nucleophilocity are not directly correlated."
- "If you're thinking in words, like an English major, you're in the wrong class."
- "Your leaving group must leave."
Kelly Shields - Profession of Pharmacy
- "Et al means something like.. there were lots of other people too."
Kiser - Profession of Pharmacy
- "I don't use the microphone because you can't feel the passion."