Ohio Northern University

"Large enough to challenge, small enough to care"

Bicycles seem to grow on trees.
Parking stickers are a status symbol.
You hit 15 stop signs on the way onto campus and 17 on the way out.
You are getting a better grade in Quantum physics and Computer programming then in freshman Religion.
You get "Pool Hours" emails all summer... but can't open them because Luminis is down.
You walk across the "tundra" to class every day.
You can see from one side of campus to the other.
You don't have to look at a weather report to know it'll be windy today.
Black and orange aren't just for halloween.
You've defeated the green monster.
You drive to another county for fast food.
You dont give people directions to the college, just Ada.
You can build a snowman during spring break.
A trip to wal-mart is a perfectly acceptable friday night activity.
You can no longer spell luminous.
You forget how to walk up and down hills.
The black swans ate your tuition.